O Area 51 ep 2

Episode 2
Ribbon: Yep, this is not a cave anymore!

Gum Bally: Alright, I know I am creeped out but keep your feelings to yourself.

Pencil: GBY, I know you're new but do you have any thoughts?

Gum Bally: Only that I hope someone has a plan to get us out.

Ribbon: Way I see it, there's only one option.

Pencil: We go in.

Button: Okay it's settled.

Pencil: Does anyone else think it's odd that we found this place?

Gum Bally: We didn't

Pencil: Exactly, We fell into a hole! People have been searching for this base or whatever for years. And we just stumble onto it?

Gum Bally: Now that you mention it...

Button: Okay folks, Before we go take a moment.

Pencil: We came here for a reason

Ribbon: You guys are so useless, come on!

Gum Bally: Does she rub anyone else wrong way?

Button: Yep.

Pencil: Haven't thought about it.

Moustache: Most definetly.

Gum Bally: Just what are you hoping to find?

Button: You know, stuff. This place has been hidden for years. I wan't to know why.

Gum Bally: The way I see it, we stick together and find a way out.

Ribbon: Isn't that counter-intuitive? Split up and we find an exit faster.

Moustache: Ribbon's got a point! Let's find the exit!

Pencil: Why the rush, Moustache?

Moustache: Isn't that obvious?

Button: Let's not squander this opportunity. I'm going down to the right.

Ribbon: I think to the left is way out.

Gum Bally: Okay, Moustache you and Pencil and I will go left and Button and Ribbon can go right.

Ribbon: Makes sense.

Moustache: Works for me too.

(They split up)

__Cafeteria__

Gum Bally: Sooooo, here we are. In a cafeteria...

Pencil: Hey! Did you hear that?

Moustache: Aw man, now you're just messin' with me.

Pencil: No, seriously.

Gum Bally: I think I heard it, too.

Moustache: GBY, I hardly know you, but you better not be lying to me.

Gum Bally: I am not!... There is it again!

Moustache: That's it I am outta' here!

Pencil: I just wish we could figure out what this place is for? What's its porpose?

Gum Bally: It all goes back to ancient Egypt.

Moustache: Uh... what?

Gum Bally: In ancient Egypt, the pharoahs had all the slaves build those... Pyramids, I've heard that those Pharoahs still exist today. Only there're a secret society, They must have had this place built.

Pencil: Do you remember when you called us sci fi geeks, Gum Bally?

Moustache: And it was derogatory connotation, as I recall...

Pencil: I believe it was Moustache.

Gum Bally: What? It could be! -- pharoahs are tricky!

Pencil: Okay, noises could be anything. Anything except... you know, whatever Gum Bally thinks they are.

Gum Bally: You don't like my theories, fine. Maybe I'll keep them to myself.

Moustache: Please, don't do that! I feel like we were on to something! Wait, No I don't. I don't feel that way at all.

(Somewhere in dark)

Button: Ribbon, you find anything yet?

Ribbon: No, still searching for -- wait. I think this will.. (switches on light) Ah! Lights!

Button: Let's SEE what we can SEE.

Ribbon: I don't know about you, but I see a hallway. Let me rephrase, I see another hallway. Got a question for you, Button. So why aren't you worried about the cops?

Button:  What do you mean?

Ribbon: You haven't mentioned them once. So...

Button: I've been looking for this place for a long time. Now I am here. Besides, I haven't seen a single donut since we got down here.

Ribbon: I see what you did there, Cops and donuts! (laughs) So what is your hoping to find?

Button: It's a family matter.

_Cafeteria again_

Moustache: What do you think we should try next Pencil?

Gum Bally: Does my opnion count?

Pencil: I am thinking. "no."

Gum Bally: Wow. I'd be better off with the trigger-happy po-po.

Moustache: Did you just say po-po? Ridiculous.

Pencil: Sorry, Gum Bally, but we don't know who you are. We stumbled on to you just before falling down the hole. That seems a little coincidental. Don't you think?

Moustache: Got to admit, that is pretty amazing.

Gum Bally: Quit embrassing yourself Moustache! You're just busy trying to impress Pencil, you're not using your brain.

Moustache: So you are upset I am hitting on her and not you?

Gum Bally: Yeah, yeah that's it!

Pencil: My point is, you are not one of us. And if you are not one of us I am not sure we can trust you.

Gum Bally: You guys are completely disfunctional, aren't you?

Pencil: Meaning?

Gum Bally: You don't really open up about anything, Pencil, like ever. In other words... You guys really are completely bonkers.

(In Old Office) Button: Look at all this stuff.

Ribbon: Yeah, I'd say we should have a peek. You check files and I'll look at the computers.

Button: Looks like they left in a hurry. Like one day everyone was happily at work and next day no one came in. All the papers and supplies. Everything's still here.

Ribbon: Good news is they left their computer system up and running too.

Button: You found something already?

Ribbon: Oh yeah. This facility is, in point of fact, part of famed area 51 army base.

Button: I knew it!... Wait.. is that a good thing?

(THE END) (TO BE CONTINUED) (hope you enjoyed :) )